Bimbo IQ

Describe a bimbo in ten words or less. Was one of the word you used “dumb”? That’s the expectation. Bimbos are supposed to be stupid little airheads. And some of them are. I certainly have my “blonde” moments. But am I dumb? I don’t think so. Here’s a little secret though. I kind of wish I was.

Types of Intelligence

You’ve heard people talk about “book smarts” vs. “street smarts”. Or maybe you’re familiar with “emotional intelligence”. My personal take on intelligence is that it takes different forms. When it comes to analytics, I’m a busty blonde computer. But I’m terrible with directions. I can get lost in my closet.

The stereotypical bimbo lacks book smarts. She’s barely verbal. And when she opens her mouth, you better shove a cock in it before she says something stupid. Math? Forget it. She’s way too dumb for math. Even if she could add or subtract, she couldn’t be less interested in doing it.

However, bimbos have their own type of intelligence. A good bimbo knows her strengths and weaknesses. She’s aware of her assets and knows just how to use them. The only numbers that matter to a bimbo are price tags. Even those numbers are irrelevant when armed with daddy’s credit card.

A bimbo knows when some other ho is trying to move in on her meal ticket. She knows how to lock that shit down! Or she learns. Bimbos have excellent survival skills. A down on her luck bimbo will find a way to get some head… I mean ahead. Even the dumbest slut knows how to suck a cock.

Getting Dumber

Every girl knows there are times when it can be beneficial to hide your intelligence. Play dumb so he doesn’t think your a threat. Flutter your eyelashes and act like you’re incapable of doing something and you won’t ever have to do it again. It’s the second-oldest trick in the bimbo playbook.

Thinking isn’t always hard. But it can be unpleasant. Thinking comes with worrying. Responsibilities. Ethical concerns. It is so much simpler to let someone else do the thinking for you. A bimbo life is simple. A bimbo mind is calm. Bimbos can push everything else out of their lives and just enjoy the good stuff.

For some lucky girls, this comes naturally. All they have to do is be pretty and have fun. Pure bimbo bliss. I am genuinely jealous of these girls. It has taken me years of bimbo training to achieve a blank mind. With the help of hypnosis, I have even managed to temporarily reduce my IQ.

Technically, as I understand it, my IQ never actually changed. Instead, there are triggers which cause me to act and respond like the ditzy airhead I want to be. I can almost feel clamps on my mind limiting the flow of thoughts. It leaves me highly susceptible to suggestion. Docile and giggly. Horny and dumb.

But it never lasts.

When U Wish

I was originally brainwashed by Jess Cloud, co-founder of the Live Trance Lab. I have talked to Jess about my desire to be permanently dumb. He’s been kind enough to push the boundaries – leaving me dumber and dumber for hours at a time.

As much as that excites me, there’s always a moment of panic when I first feel the mental clamps. “Oh my god! What if it’s permanent this time! What if I am stupid forever!” And then… something magical happens.

I stop caring. I stop worrying about anything. I don’t even realize I’m stupid. And it wouldn’t matter to me if I did. I’m just a horny, sexy idiot. That’s all I want and all I’ll ever be. There is nothing left that prevents me from feeling pure pleasure.

Can you imagine? How addictive that is?

Jess assures me I wouldn’t really want to be a simpleton for life. On some level, I know he’s right. When I’m in that state, there are so many things I can’t do. I couldn’t write this blog for starters. Sooner or later, I need my brains back. But it’s such a disappointment every time it happens.

Be Blank

Does the idea appeal to you? If so, there are some easy ways to get started. Just clear your mind. Like meditation. Suppress thoughts. Empty your mind complete. Visualize it. Sometimes it helps to imagine your thoughts as pink balloons. You can pop them one by one.

If you want to go a little deeper, it’s pretty easy to find a bimbo trainer in Second Life. Most of the hypnotic sims will have some kind of bimbo program. Shop around for one you like. The Pink Institute is probably the most on-brand, but I find it is full of bots and AFK residents.

Jess Cloud is now the co-owner at a place called Mind Shift. I’ll write in detail about it soon. It’s not exclusively a bimbo sim, but there are areas in which the theme is explored. And Jess (not bad bar Jess but good hypno Jess) is always looking for new ways to enhance the experience.