What is a bimbo? That seems like a pretty easy question, doesn’t it? So easy, even a bimbo should be able to answer it! And yet, when people hear the word “bimbo”, different images spring to mind. The mission of this blog is to explore what it means to be a bimbo. I’ll be specifically focused on the virtual world of Second Life. But a lot of things we talk about here will apply to real life bimbos too.
For this first entry, I am going to do my best to define bimbos.
Bimbos R Female
Let’s start with the easiest part. Bimbos are female. The male equivalent of a bimbo is a “himbo“. So that’s simple enough.
We could have the whole “what is a woman” conversation, but we’re not going to do that. Why? Because only assholes are unsure about what a woman is. You can be female – and therefore a bimbo – regardless of your genitalia. Disagree? Get over it! Trans bimbos are bimbos.
Going a step further, bimbos are ultra feminine. Bimbos wear pink. We have curves – preferably enhanced. Bimbos wear skimpy outfits to show off their feminity. They are perfectly put together. A true bimbo doesn’t leave the house without hair, make-up and nails done.
Bimbo Mission: Plastic Perfection
Bimbos R Dum
The stereotype of a bimbo is a dumb, busty blonde. Like most stereotypes, there’s some truth behind it. But it’s not all-encompassing either. Even the dumbest bimbo is smart enough to get what she wants.
There are different kinds of intelligence. Personally, I’m not good at computer stuff. I can do social media, but when things get too techy I call a geek. There’s a natural symbiosis between nerds and bimbos, don’t ya know?
As a bimbo, I’m pretty good at reading people. Especially men. Men are usually very predictable. And men typically feel less threatened by a beautiful girl if he thinks he has power over her. This is why bimbos play dumb. Act helpless and show some tit and you can ask for anything.
A bimbo doesn’t have to be dumb. But to truly be a bimbo, you have to prioritize some fairly trivial things. Make up and nails are at least as important as current events. That’s the bimbo mindset.
Some bimbos are frivolous. Others are on the hunt. A bimbo on a mission is a dangerous thing. We get what we want. It can be hard to tell the dumb bimbos from the hunters. We’ll hide our cunning when it suits are purposes.
Bimbo Mission Statement: Total satisfaction at all costs
Bimbos R Sluts
A dumb girl who doesn’t suck cock isn’t a very good bimbo, is she? The classic bimbo has massive lips full of filler. Their mouths are cushioned with fleshy pillows perfect for wrapping around a thick veiny dick. That’s what bimbos are for, isn’t it?
Now, I’m not going to lie. I can only speak for myself here and I’m a total whore. I love having a big dick or two shoved anywhere inside me. So yeah, I’m a slut. But I’m a slut who gets paid. If you don’t pay for a ticket, you don’t get a ride.
Rather than think of bimbos as dumb sluts, I think of our kind as sexually liberated. We’re not ashamed of our healthy libidos. We get down and dirty and we fucking love it! And that makes it better for everybody. No one fucks like a bimbo. Bet.
Bimbo Mission Statement: Sex positive and loving it
Bimbos R Sexy
This one is non-negotiable. It’s not enough to be pretty. A bimbo has to inspire lust. What is sexy is subjective. There are different bimbo styles which will not appeal to everyone equally. Bimbo looks can be extreme, but they have to be sexy. Otherwise you’re just the girl next door.
A lot of a bimbo’s sexiness comes from her attitude. Bimbos are often pampered. They can be haughty. Confident in their goddesshood. Some bimbos are royalty but better. You might not know who she is, but bimbos are a lot like celebrities.
That part, the attitude, is negotiable. Because some bimbos are just giggly sluts with big boobs. And that’s okay. These kinds of bimbos can get pretty dull pretty fast if you’re ever stuck in a conversation with them. But these kinds of bimbos aren’t usually interested in making small talk anyway. So, no worries there.
Bimbo Mission Statement: Inspire lust
Bimbos R Fun
This may be the most important attribute of a bimbo. Bimbos, even the haughty stuck-up ones, are a blast. When you hang out with a bimbo, you’re guaranteed to have a good time. Maybe you’ll laugh at a dumb ditzy blonde. maybe you’ll be amazed when a bitchy bimbo cuts someone down to size with her razor-sharp wit.
When all else fails, you can ogle a bimbo. We’re vain enough to enjoy the attention regardless of who’s checking us out. Yes, we know you’re taking a mental picture. And yeah, we know we’re going to be fap material when you’re all alone. Bimbos are cool with it. Get your rocks off.
And of course, if you’re really lucky, a bimbo will blow your mind. And there’s nothing more fun than that!
Bimbo Mission Statement: Cyndi Lauper said it. Girls just wanna have fun.
Bimbo Luxe Mission Statement
Now that you know what a bimbo is (and isn’t), let’s talk about what you’ll find here in the future. Of course, I’m going to show you all the best bimbo fashions in Second Life. I’ll show you where I shop and we’ll discover new stores together.
I’m going to visit the top bimbo hangouts in the virtual world. And I’ll take you inside the sex bar where I work. I’m even going to talk to other bimbos to try to give you, my dear readers, the full bimbo experience!
So get bouncy! Get sexy! And most importantly… get ready for a good time!
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