Bimbo Diary: Slow Down!

I was feeling a little turned around about Bimbo Luxe and all of my ambitious plans. And then it hit me. Just smacked me upside my pretty blonde head. You’re a bimbo! Fuck your plans. Bimbos have fun.

So yeah, this is a quick bit of fun from your favorite Second Life bimbo. Just cause.

Deadlines and Stuff

I’m working on a lengthy history of my time working at X-Sisters Sex Bar. Come to think of it, I applied there right about this time last year. The purpose of the article is two-fold. My primary goal is to tell the story of how Darden and I met and came together (giggles). To do that, I’m going to have to cover a lot of things that made X-Sisters a difficult place to work.

I got as far as writing about my first day at the bar. It may take me a little longer to write it all out than I anticipated. I had a little spare time so I thought about working on that article some more. But I really didn’t feel like it. I know at least one person would like me to move on from the subject of X-Sisters. And believe me, I have moved on! These are just stories I feel like I need to share with y’all to explain my current circumstances.

Right as I was procrastinating, I got a message from Daddy Medi. He said he liked my latest post and the “new size”. He was of course referring to the picture that accompanied my latest post. I forgot he hadn’t seen me yet with my newly expanded titties. Which is funny because he’s indirectly responsible for them.

Nifty Bits

Around a month ago, Medi introduced me to some of his bimbo friends. He has A LOT of bimbo friends. I asked one of them about her big ol’ bouncy boobies and she told me they were Nifty Bits. She promised to show me how they work if I was interested.

I know my way around implants both in real life and Second Life. But I wasn’t going to turn down an offer from a bimbo expert. So I agreed. I had completely forgotten all about this when she reached out and offered to take me to the Nifty Bits store.

So hey, if you like this big girls, check out Nifty Bits. You’re mostly going to end up wearing BOM clothes with them. BOM can look pretty bad when stretched around massive mounds. So shop around. Find some of the newer, higher quality BOM. You’ll probably be nude soon anyway.

What really gets me though is the custom physics Medi’s friend created. I’ve got a lot of boob physics, but none like these. You can tell they were made specifically for super big tits. The motion is slow and not just vertical. There’s a side to side sway which any busty babe will recognize. And that is so so key in Second Life.

I don’t know about any of you, but changes to my avatar affect me. When I put on these tits, I feel their weight pulling me forward. Feel them sloshing back and forth on my chest. How my bikini top strains to contain them, digging into the skin on my back. But it’s so so worth it to know that no one can look away.

There’s something hypnotic about them. For onlookers and for me. Or maybe that’s just my hypnosis background affecting my perception. Who can say for sure? I know I enjoy it. I’m relaxed. What has a girl with tits as big as mine got to worry about? Back problems? That’s a worry for another day.

This is Second Life. It’s a virtual world. Real life consequences aren’t consequential. (lol -that tickled me.) Point is, I’m taking today a little slower. Maybe you should too.